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Resumes from Hell

How (Not) to Write a Resume and Succeed in Your Job Search by Learning from Career-Killing Blunders

by Jon Reed

  • 190 Want to read
  • 35 Currently reading

Published by Ecruiting Alternatives Inc. .
Written in English

  • Advice on careers & achieving success,
  • Careers - Resumes,
  • Business & Economics,
  • Careers / Job Opportunities,
  • Career/Job,
  • Business & Economics / Resumes,
  • Humor / General

  • The Physical Object
    Number of Pages160
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL8578690M
    ISBN 100972598812
    ISBN 109780972598811

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Some resumes are good, some are bad, and some are simply from Hell. The all-too-real resumes in this book were no doubt written with the best of intentions, but a job search can be a misadventure.

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1. One page in length. You should only go for 2 pages if you really, really believe that it’ll add significant value. HR managers in big firms get around 1,+ resumes per month. They’re not going to spend their valuable time reading your life story.

Clear section headings. Pick a heading (H2, for example) and use it for all the section /5. Resumes are normally submitted to hiring managers along with a cover letter (Need help writing a cover letter. Check out our article How To Write a Cover Letter ), usually via email or on online job posting.

Sounds pretty easy, right. Just take a piece of paper and put some basic info on it and “wham, bam, thank you, ma’am, I’m right /5(). Hired. 80% of Resumes FAIL within 11 seconds. The best selling book is available now. Sheila Musgrove, Founder of TAG Recruitment & Amazon Best-Selling author, has decoded what makes a resume kick-ass and how the hell you can get through an interview without having a rambling out of body experience.

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I absolutely love to see a few sentence cover email or note. I want a sense that they actually understand the company, and have some shared passion or experience. The vast majority of people just send in a generic resume without any customization or context.There are three types of resume formats: reverse chronological, functional or skills-based, and a combination of the two.

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